I'm losing 100 pounds in how many days on a raw vegan diet? And what secrets am I spilling?
Wednesday, May 30
This will be a brief post. Tonight was the weigh in. It's official. I'm a 5-foot 7.5-inch 247-pound blob. To win this competition, I must lose 109 pounds in 90 days.
And yes, Dad, I did pound a two-litre jug of water before the weigh in. Not because you thought I should, but because after all my hard work getting huge, I went to the dentist today, did a round of nitrous, and threw up my guts. It took two litres (and an orange-cream milkshake from Arbys) to rehydrate myself!
I think I'll go take my headache, my nauseated stomach, and my large backside to bed now. We're all very, very tired.