Thursday, June 28
Cardio: My Kryptonite
During boot camp the other night I found myself panting on a bench next to a former winner of this Biggest Loser competition.
He’s in his fifth round of this thing – because, apparently, winning five grand is addictive. He came in third two times, won once, and won the “Biggest Gainer” title (for muscle gain) a different time.
“So,” I gasped. “What’s the secret? Is it diet, or exercise?”
“Well,” said he (Note that he did not gasp, because – apparently – doing this five times also gives you strong lungs). “Diet does make a difference, no doubt. And I usually under-eat when I’m competing.”
He paused. And continued not gasping.
“But to tell the truth, I work from home, so I get to go to the gym two or three hours a day. And for the last five competitions, as far as I can tell, whoever does the most cardio, wins.”
So there you have it. From the winner’s mouth to my ears. More cardio.
Because I was really hoping the secret to winning was “More Carrot Cake.”
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