Hey, boys and girls. It's time for our first mid-term exam. Your answers must appear in the comments section below.
1. Which of the following announcements will generate the largest volume of public excoriation? "Guess what, I'm going to:...
a. ...become a Scientologist."
b. ...go to Thailand for gender reassignment surgery."
c. ...quit my job and live on a beach."
d. ...fast for three days."
2. After having already been removed from life support, and having had her feeding tube removed and reinserted once, Terri Schiavo's feeding tube was removed a second time on March 18, 2005. The already lethally thin woman lived how long after being taken off all food and water?
a. 24 hours
b. 48 hours
c. 72 hours
d. 13 days
3. You have personally known the following number of individuals who have suffered a protein deficiency:
b. none. But it doesn't matter because you will die if you don't eat this hot dog.
c. When I was eight I forgot to feed my goldfish for a month. Maybe it died of a protein deficiency.
d. Actually, why don't horses die of protein deficiencies?
4. The world would be a better place if Madonna:
a. put on some pants.
b. stopped gasping at the end of each measure.
c. ate a sandwich.
d. stopped speaking with a fake British accent.
Today's soundtrack: Boy George didn't get this much blowback! And he was a serious Karma Chameleon!